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This problem is addressed in detail in the latest volume of
shaylos and shaylos, of the Viervaise Rebbe,. He answers
the question with a question, “ Who says you have to clean
the house?” The Docheker Rav answers (bedochayk obvi-
ously), that you have to find the joy in cleaning (see Mary
Poppins cira 1964 “in every job that must be done”). Involve
your children in the “game” of cleaning for Pesach. For ex-
ample: “you can eat all the chometz junk you find‟ or pay 25
cents for every ounce of chometz they turn up. If all else
fails, follow the advise of the POA (Procrastinators of Amer-
ica) and don‟t start cleaning until Rosh Chodesh Nisan.

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How many times have you been enjoying a nice family din-
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can open a window on your screen that at a bar mitzvah
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Hot off the Wire:
TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Ken-
nedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a
slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference,
the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man
is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction. „Al-Gebra is a