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More Actual shaylos from the Choshen V’Efod Kollel: Rabbi in the debate. The Rabbi refused to let him. But, after many
days of insisting, the Rabbi finally acquiesced. Halachic Corner
Question #3: Like many men, I have a pocket mirror to check that my
shel rosh is sitting properly on my head. It has come to my attention The day of the debate finally arrived. The am haaretz was given the Zmanim for Purim 5778 (2018 CE)
that it says in Yorah Deah, that it is forbidden for a man to look in a chance to ask the first question. He asked the priest , “What does “ani Sof zman achilas hamantaschen:
mirror because of beged isha. I realize that on Purim, we are lenient lo yodea” mean?” The priest answered, “I don’t know”. With that, the Yeshiva Bochers Erev Pesach
with this issue but how is it permissible the rest of the year? debate was over and he was taken away and killed.
Seminary Girls Maybe just a taste
A. This is truly a real challenge for men in today’s society. Rabbi The Rabbi congratulated him and asked how he came up with such a
Shirley Youjest in his masterwork, “Looking for chumras in all the clever question. The man answered, “When I was young, I asked my All agree that there is a mitzvah to have a Purim Seuda. There is however,
wrong places”, discusses this at length, along with the parallel ques- rebbe in cheder, “What does “ani lo yodea” mean?” and he said “I a debate on what is the halachic definition. What kind of foods should be
tion of, is it beged isha for a man to ask directions? He first suggests don’t know”. Then I asked the principal, the shoichet and the shul rav, eaten? How much of said food? If I drank the appropriate shiur (ad dlo
that perhaps one could use his phone’s reverse camera but rejects that and they all said “I don’t know”. So, I figured if none of them knew, yoda) and I can’t remember anything about the meal, am I yotzei? The
on the basis of the issur of bringing an avoda zara into a shul ( “My the priest for sure wouldn’t know.” great and holy Rabbi Reb Alter Shtus in his sefer, “Achilas Gasa,” paskins
life is in my phone” and “I can’t live without my phone” ). He finally ********************************************************* that one should have bread, meat and wine but if you are a non drinking
paskins that as the Mirror Rosh Yeshiva once said “We are all just a From our science desk: Anyone who doesn't believe in climate change, vegetarian, just whine.
reflection of the Torah greats of past generations”. So our looking obviously did not hear Vice President Pence’s speech in the Knesset. ***********************************************************
into mirrors, isn’t an act of beged isha, but one of humility and defi- THIS YEAR’S LIKUTEI TIPSHIM IS SPONSORED BY:
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Excerpt from Great Jewish Debates of the 1700s by Barrel Wine I told my wife that I am flying to Uman for Rosh Hashanah. She told Public Service Announcement: After 15 years of study, the government

During the mid 1700s in Poland, the head of the church, convinced me to daven for a good Shiduch! office of standards has announced their findings, that water is wet and fire
the king to have a debate between him and the great rabbi of the All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. is hot.
town. Whomever, could not answer the question of the other, would Got 5, 15, 30 or 45 minutes? Grab a cup of coffee, eat a snack or open a
be taken away to be killed. The Rabbi was very worried. One of the This is my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder. sefer and learn something. Remember killing time isn’t murder, it’s
most unlearned men in town came and begged to take the place of the suicide.