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PESKY: Take a picture of it with my special camera.   I  want  you  to
        photograph the inside of the smallest thing there is, and the outside
        of the biggest thing there is. My camera even has a flash attachment if
        you’re in the dark when you take the picture.

        BARGELLO:  That  sounds  easy  enough.  Now,  what  about
        transportation, and a map?

        PESKY: Oh, you won’t need a map. You can start from anywhere,
        and  I  don’t  know  where  you’ll  end  up.  As  for  transport,  I  have
        invented two special machines to carry you to your destination. They
        are in a garage at 325 Main Street.

        BARGELLO:  Machines? I can drive a jeep. Is it anything like that?
        Will I need a driver or a guide?

        PESKY: Don’t worry!  I’ve taken care of everything. The driver will
        meet you at the garage. He will operate the vehicles and the camera,
        too. You just have to be the leader of the expedition.

        BARGELLO:  That’s  right,  I’m  the  leader!  The  Great  Bargello
        doesn’t  bother  with  all  that  messy  equipment!  Well,  I’m  off,  Dr.
        Pesky. See you soon!  (exits)

        PESKY:  Oh,  wonderful,  wonderful!  Now  I  shall  finally  learn  the
        truth about the Two Extremes. I feel so great, I’ll bet I can lift myself
        straight up. Grr! Grr! (falls over)

        SCENE 3: The garage on Main Street

        BARGELLO:  (enters cautiously) Anybody here? What a weird-looking
        place!

        MINIMAX:  (pops  out)  You  are  trespassing.  Leave  at  once!  (advances
        threateningly)

        BARGELLO: Hey, wait a minute! I am the Great Bargello! I’m the
        leader of the expedition!

        MINIMAX: You? (stops) Who sent you?

        BARGELLO:  Dr. Pesky. I’m going to find the Two Extremes for
        him. Who are you?
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