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MINIMAX: I am called Minimax. Dr. Pesky built me to operate his
equipment.
BARGELLO: Aha! You’re my driver. But what are you, anyway? A
robot?
MINIMAX: That’s right. You got anything against robots? (advances)
BARGELLO: No, no, no! I just didn’t expect one. Now, listen here,
Minimax. Dr. Pesky made me the leader; he only made you to handle
the machinery.
MINIMAX: All right, but don’t be so bossy. I deserve a little respect,
too, Great Bargello. Don’t forget: it takes one to know one, and that
goes for machines as well as people. So don’t try to tell me how to
operate the vehicles or the camera.
BARGELLO: That’s fine with me. Let’s get started. I want to search
for the smallest thing there is first, because that sounds to me like the
more difficult of the Two Extremes to find. Where’s our transport?
MINIMAX: Right here, Great Bargello.
BARGELLO: That? What the heck is that? A portable steam bath?
MINIMAX: This is the Shrinkmobile. It doesn’t go backward or
forward; it just gets smaller.
BARGELLO: (looks it over) Is it safe? I don’t see any seat belts.
MINIMAX: Not necessary. It doesn’t accelerate, so you can’t get
hurt.
BARGELLO: But after we’re through shrinking, how will we get
back to normal size?
MINIMAX: No problem, Great Bargello. The Shrinkmobile has an
on-board computer that remembers how large it was when it started.
All I do is put it in reverse.
BARGELLO: Well, okay. The Great Bargello is not afraid. Let’s go!
(they get in)