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MINIMAX: I am called Minimax. Dr. Pesky built me to operate his
        equipment.

        BARGELLO: Aha! You’re my driver.  But what are you, anyway? A
        robot?

        MINIMAX: That’s right. You got anything against robots? (advances)

        BARGELLO:  No, no, no! I just didn’t expect one. Now, listen here,
        Minimax. Dr. Pesky made me the leader; he only made you to handle
        the machinery.

        MINIMAX: All right, but don’t be so bossy. I deserve a little respect,
        too, Great Bargello. Don’t forget: it takes one to know one, and that
        goes for machines as well as people. So don’t try to tell me how to
        operate the vehicles or the camera.

        BARGELLO:  That’s fine with me. Let’s get started. I want to search
        for the smallest thing there is first, because that sounds to me like the
        more difficult of the Two Extremes to find. Where’s our transport?

        MINIMAX: Right here, Great Bargello.

        BARGELLO:  That? What the heck is that? A portable steam bath?

        MINIMAX: This is the Shrinkmobile.  It  doesn’t  go  backward  or
        forward; it just gets smaller.

        BARGELLO: (looks it over) Is it safe? I don’t see any seat belts.

        MINIMAX:  Not  necessary.  It  doesn’t  accelerate,  so  you  can’t  get
        hurt.

        BARGELLO:  But  after  we’re  through  shrinking,  how  will  we  get
        back to normal size?

        MINIMAX: No problem, Great Bargello. The Shrinkmobile has an
        on-board computer that remembers how large it was when it started.
        All I do is put it in reverse.

        BARGELLO:  Well, okay. The Great Bargello is not afraid. Let’s go!
        (they get in)
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