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SHAUNA’S STAND–UP


               “Okay,  class,”  the  teacher  began,  “today  we’re  starting  our
          Cultural Art project. By that, I mean creating art based on traditions—

          where you come from, your heritage, your background.”

               It  looked  and  sounded  pretty  easy,  but  it  wasn’t  for  me.  Even
          though I’m British and Irish, it was still hard to figure out how my

          background was made from two countries—Britain and Ireland. It was
          supposed to be about our culture and traditions, but I didn’t know much

          about Ireland—maybe a little about Britain, since they teach us here—
          but my parents wouldn’t even tell me a single thing about their country,

          except the food.

               “Hey,” the girl next to me whispered.
               I turned to her. “Yeah?”

               “Do you understand the art topic?”
               “Uh, kind of. But I’m half British, half Irish, so I don’t know much

          about traditions and cultures.”
               “Oh my gosh, same!” she said, covering her mouth in shock.

               “Wait, you’re Irish and British too?”

               “No, I’m British, but my great-great-great-grandparents were even
          in World War II.”

               It kind of sounded like a joke, which gave me an idea.

               “Oh wow. Well, I have a joke about it.”
               “What is it?”

               I know I barely knew this girl, but she looked cool—and okay to
          tell my jokes to.






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