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that time bubble. The autopilot realized this and shorted itself
out, shouting, ”Gay pissant!”, creating a nasty rubber smell
that would nauseate Gnurdleigh for almost all eternity. Here he
sat in a spaceship with no entertainment system, no way to
communicate with anyone, no working toilet, no beer, trapped
for all eternity when all of the females in the universe would
love him and take care of him in every way if he could just get
to them. Time would seem to pass normally for him, but it
would actually take him a million years just to say, “Oh, shit!”
God indeed has a weird sense of humor.
The Drunk Monks put it thusly:
He gave his life, gave his freedom, gave his inheritance
and then his only companion betrayed him. Praise be to
Gnurdleigh the selfless, even if it was completely
unintentional and he did everything for the wrong
reasons. He was following the edicts of a higher power
and listened to the divine plan. He didn’t need to
understand it, only to do it. He did. We have beer!
Bottoms up!
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