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drink German and even Canadian beer if Heineken was
unavailable. She would not touch an American beer.

She became a professor at a small community college, living as

a spinster, quite happily, for 46 more years. Throughout the
universe, this period was called ‘The Masturbation Years’. The
few million years after Gnurdleigh’s XTC was lost created a
great depression throughout the universe. The orgies
continued. Why not? It was all anybody knew. Yet, somehow
they weren’t as exciting anymore. People were expected to
work for at least a couple hours a day in order to satisfy the
PDQ's, who decided everything now. At least during ‘The
Masturbation Years’ a bit of the old passion was back, like

when Gnurdleigh was traveling the cosmos. It was at this time
that the Prudes, Quickums and Dicklords realized that their
plan to destroy the XTC had not succeeded, yet, as they had
believed for millions of years. They called a meeting so they
could panic properly. The Drunk Monks explain this period as
the period of rest before the ‘Time of Oedipus On Steroids’,
which immediately followed. It was a short, happy, confusing

time throughout the universe when Marie's nephew comes into
possession of the XTC. Short, lasting only a few months, happy
because there was passion, confusing because even among
constantly fornicating orgy participants paternal incest seems
weird, except for that confusing time.

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