Page 8 - NLH Newsletter June 2022
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Aged Humour

          Getting older has some benefits... Call it a

           "senior moment" and you can get away with
           pretty much anything!
          With age comes skills, it's called "multi-
           tasking". Now you can laugh, cough,
           sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time!
          Don't  stress  about  your  eyesight  failing  as

           you get older. It's nature's way of protecting
           you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
          Old age... when "happy hour" is a nap!
          Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

          You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
          You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well
           pee while I'm here."
          You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.



                                                                       As the branch signed up to

                                                                       the  Ritchies  Community

                                                                       Benefit Program some time

                                                                       ago,  they  have  an  exciting

                                                                       offer  for  new  members  of

                                                                       the  Ritchies  Community

                                                                       Benefit Program.

                                                                       Please  see  the  attached

                                                                       promotion  they  have  on

                                                                       offer  and  get  the  new  App

                                                                       or  Card  straight  away.  It’s

                                                                       quick,  simple  and  easy  to:

                                                                       Download,  Register  and
                                                                       Activate


















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