Page 8 - NLH Newsletter June 2022

Aged Humour

 Getting older has some benefits... Call it a

"senior moment" and you can get away with
pretty much anything!
 With age comes skills, it's called "multi-
tasking". Now you can laugh, cough,
sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time!
 Don't stress about your eyesight failing as

you get older. It's nature's way of protecting
you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
 Old age... when "happy hour" is a nap!
 Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

 You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
 You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well
pee while I'm here."
 You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

As the branch signed up to

the Ritchies Community

Benefit Program some time

ago, they have an exciting

offer for new members of

the Ritchies Community

Benefit Program.

Please see the attached

promotion they have on

offer and get the new App

or Card straight away. It’s

quick, simple and easy to:

Download, Register and
Activate

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