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Late afternoon, Uncle Kentucky gathered the troops for another story.


            “My friend” he started “Have I told you about all the times I kayaked the wild
            rapids of the West Lakes?  Me and my person undertake this life threatening

                                                      adventure on a regular basis.  Strangely, there
                                                      is a pizza place on the banks and the owners

                                                      are so impressed by my heroic exploits that
                                                      they toss me a piece of pizza each time I go
                                                      past.










            I jump up into the air, catch it in my
            mouth and sit at the front of the
            kayak to devour this delicacy as we

            ride over the rampant rapids.








                                                                                   For any other – it may

                                                                                   be enough to make them
                                                                                   feel sea-sick but I have

                                                                                   a cast iron constitution,
                                                                                   friends!













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