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Shulchan Orech – ך ֵרוֹע ןָחְלֻשׁ

Now is time to enjoy the festival meal and participate in lively discussion. This is a great time to take out a
Sefer Shemot and discuss other aspects of the Exodus. It is permitted to drink wine between the second and
third cups

Pesach Jokes ‐ Noa Geralnik (6 Grade)
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Sometimes it can be stressful before Pesach, Here are some jokes to lighten the mood.

1. Q: Why do we read from the Haggadah on Pesach?
A: So we Seder the words right

2. Q: Why is Pesach called Passover in English?
A: Because the table is so big so we ask someone to pass over the matzah

3. Q: How does Moshe make his coffee?
A: Hebrews it

4. Dr. Seuss’s new book is “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Jew Fish.”

5. Q: What is Moshe’s favorite soda?
A: Mountain Jew

6. Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because no one asked for directions

7. The four questions of the Seder: “Can we eat?” “Do we eat now?” “When do we eat?” “Will we ever eat?”

8. Pesach cleaning was hard for Hansel and Gretel’s mother because they kept on leaving bread crumb trails.

9. Q: What was the hardest thing for the witch, who lived in the gingerbread house to do?
A: Get rid of all her chametz

10. As a child, Moshe never knew what it was like to jump in a puddle because it would always split.

Liviya Schlachter—1st grade