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Top Pesach List/Jokes ‐ Yari Garner (12th Grade)
Do you know what the top 12 best things about Passover?
1. Matzah Ball Soup
2. Charoset
3. Time with the Family
4. For the kids is Finding the Afikomen
5. Singing the Dayenu song
6. The Food
7. The Four Questions
8. Matzah Brei
9. The song who knows one
10. Matzah Pizza
11. Chocolate Jelly Donuts
12. Candy Fruit Slices
Funny Passover Jokes
Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
A: Filet Minyan
Q: If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry?
A: A Bris-kit!
Itamar Shitrit & Ori Amos– 1st grade
