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        Story 270

                                                      Jimmy Oaks




        The "goody, goody" behavior of Jimmy Oaks is a sheer hoax to fool his teacher

        and his folks.




        When they aren't around, he smokes !  And once, with the help of a helper whom

        he had to coax, he stole a case of Pepsi and another of Cokes.







        Story 271

                                                   She Almost Broke Her Vow



                                  Every day Farmer Howe milked ten head of cow, fed the piglets

                                  and a sow, tilled his fields with a plough, and stacked hay in a

                                  mow.




                                  Hard work had sweat roll from his brow.  He did everything he

        knew how to please his frau.  But Mrs.  Howe wouldn't even fix his chow.

        E•ven•tu•al•ly they got into a row.  So she de•ci•ded to take a bow.




        However, swayed by a con•science that wouldn't allow  a broken marriage vow, she

        soon returned crying, "I'll be better now, if only  you'll show me how !"












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