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turning 35)

           19 January 2010 —
           I am making efforts to; quit drinking start dancing again
            and rediscover the joy of creating art work just because I
            love  it  and  not  just  because  I  think  its  "good"  or
            "saleable"

           22 January 2010 —
           I’m  wondering...if  I  was  rich,  would  that  mean  I  was
            eccentric instead of just crazy?

           24 January 2010 —
           I  would  like  to  amend  the  part  of  the  constitution  that
            says; "Right to bear arms." I think it should be Right to
            bear arms - unless you have Bingo wings, in which case
            you should wear sleeves or cover up with a faux fur stole.
            (Sidebar: Fleeces, Adidas bottoms and anything 'greyish'
            should also be banned for women!)

           26 January 2010 —
           I only accepts gifts that bear the words 'Tiffany', 'Cartier'
            or 'May cause drowsiness'.

           5 February 2010 —
           I never cease to be amazed at how appalling people from
            Redditch  can  be...as  if  'Jeggings'  weren't  bad  enough,
            today,  I  saw  a  woman  wearing a  brown belt  with  black
            shoes!?
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