Page 9 - Under the Cover of Darkness

Now I’m looking for inspiration. Ah, maybe I'll look in the
morning when there's more light and make a start on the
handmade Christmas cards, so maybe this will be the first
year I've made plenty of cards in plenty of time.

I’ve been inundated with messages from fans asking why I
haven't been on Facebook for a while. The messages have
been flooding in. Both of them!

So with Gold prices at an all-time high, now is the time to
send me your unwanted gold FREE of charge! Simply
send me any of your gold items (preferably via FedEx or
UPS, not Royal Mail) and I will return your empty
envelope to you FREE of charge. All gold items
welcome including dental work. (please remove gold
fillings from your head before sending)

My much requested recipe for 'Peanut Butter Fingers': 1 jar
of Peanut Butter. 2 Fingers. Dip fingers in jar whilst
denying the nasty rumours that all people from Redditch
are just alcoholics! Some of us are drug addicts as well
actually!!

I saw a medium at a spiritual church open evening the
other night and was told 'You already have all the
answers'. (Apparently they're written upside down on
page 68). It could have been worse I suppose cos the
Medium then turned to the woman next to me and said
"Now I feel drawn to you with coconut matting”.

I can resist anything except temptation. God, I can't even
put a Rowntree’s fruit pastel in my mouth without