Page 7 - Under the Cover of Darkness

was sad because I had no shoes but then I saw a woman
with really bad shoes and remembered there's always
someone worse off!! But now I’m thinking, if black is
not a real colour, I've definitely over paid for my new
shoes. I’ve been advised by my Doctor to wear FLAT
SHOES more often!?! I may agree on the grounds that he
increases my anti-depressants.

I’m annoyed that, even in these bleak, credit crunch times,
some people are still adding insult to injury by wearing
beige anoraks

I’m wondering what wine goes well with
anti-depressants?... because I see dumb people, walking
around like regular people!!! When I have vogues to read,
nails to paint, and these pills aren't going to take
themselves now are they?!

I’m working on an idea for chocolate coated Vicodin and
have received so much support for my chocolate coated
Vicodin idea I think I’m going to pitch it to the dragon's
den because I’m constantly irritated by other people's
lack of genius.

I know people think I write too much but "The pen is
mightier than the sword" (Unless you're up against a
Ninja Warrior armed only with a Biro)

I was raised in the aspirational, hedonistic, reach for the
stars 8o's on 'New Romantic' music and Rom-Coms
where the underdog always won... I landed, face down in
the 'grey/beige' chav infested, recession riddled, time to