Page 8 - Under the Cover of Darkness

pay up 'Noughties' and thinking "What it looks like”.

I realised that the 'drinking fountain' I used to gulp my
pills down with at the wedding was actually a font of
'Holy' water and wondering; when people say, 'life is a
roller-coaster' do they mean cos you have to wait in line
for ages, it's way over priced and leaves you feeling dizzy
and nauseous?...

In these difficult times we should remember that the best
things in life are FREE when you spend £1000 or more
in a single transaction. (Offer subject to status and for a
limited time only) ...wondering if a Bloody Mary counts
as one of your 'five a day’? when believing my cup isn't
just half empty. It's half empty AND plastic, for health
and safety reasons

I was asked to leave on a recent outing because I kept
tapping the glass and pushing treats through the gap.
Apparently you're not allowed to do that in the Post
Office

Whilst trying to find a cleaning product which removes
Ectoplasm from wooden flooring and wondering, if
quantum physicists are right, and the world as we know it
is just an illusion, does that mean I'm not really liable for
all those credit card debts?...

I think some people need to be reminded, you don't drink
a glass of vodka in the lounge at 10.30 in the morning!
You pour it into a coffee mug and drink it in the
bathroom!!!