Page 6 - Under the Cover of Darkness

I’m still chewing through the straps and writing on a circle
of paper with a safety crayon. I’ve managed to free one
hand from the straight jacket. Now freed another hand
and being chased by a man with an enormous net and a
tranquiliser dart

I’m living on a wing and a prayer. Unfortunately, the wing
is on fire and the prayer has been answered by Satan!

I will be showing readers how to create the illusion of
happiness using only sticky back plastic, cheap wine and
opium based painkillers

I’m sailing the SS Lower Your Dosage, discovering that
Bipolar Minus Lithium equals the perfect storm and
heading for the Isle of Insanity

January 2009

Ona is back online and stumbling from the wreckage after
being out of circulation for several months. Warning all
Face-bookers to remain seated and keep their arms and
legs inside the cart until she comes to a complete
standstill

I am majorly proud of my cousin for getting a PHD!!!!!
(Although I do have a very special certificate myself.
They gave it to me in the psychiatric hospital)

I have sustained minor injuries by leaning out of the
window to yell at someone for wearing white stilettos. I