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           22 November 2013 —
           Time to admit to my Post Man that I AM a
            Witch after my parcel was delivered.

           27 November 2013 —
           Friday night order prescription via internet
           Tuesday am phone call from surgery asking me to make an
            appointment. Wednesday 8.20am start relentlessly ringing
            the Drs for an appointment. 10.15am arrive for 10.20am
            appointment. 11.35am go into appointment Grrrr! do I
            really  have  to  go  through  this  6  part,  Da  Vinci  code
            cracking style quest every time I need a box of tablets?
           It'd be a much better service on the black market!

           29 November 2013 —
           A  pencil  just  fell  out  of  my  hair...how  long's  that  been
            there?! Adorable quote of the week: "I don't want to be
            considered  a  Geek  but  I  just  want  to  live  in  a  world
            where most people know what a Venn diagram is."

           2 December 2013 —
           Having  been  sending  out  valuable  items  of  Art  and
            Jewellery  to  international  customers  via  the  same  post
            office branch every week for the past 5 years, WHY do
            the staff still look so utterly baffled by me?
           Today I asked for a customs label and the woman looked
            at me like I was speaking fluent Martian and then said
           "You mean an Air Mail label."
           "No I mean a customs label. That's why I said a Customs
            Label".
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