Page 242 - Under the Cover of Darkness
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2 December 2013
9 weeks, approx. 25 phone calls, 4 letters, 2 forms, 3 photo
copies and a whole packet of codeine later I have
managed to get a Royal Mail manager to agree to give me
a refund! As he said the words, I could hear him almost
choking and suddenly, ethereal beams of light burst
through the windows and a choir of angels all rang out
the Hallelujah chorus!
3 December 2013
Just pondering the fact that if I actually saw myself as just
another Artists tool - like a paintbrush or a craft knife or
a clay sculptor and valued myself like I do my tools and
took the same care of myself as I do my tools, I might be
much better off. So, that's my new mantra. I shall keep
repeating to myself; "I AM A TOOL."
4 December 2013
It’s true what they say about these little critters being able
to get in through even the smallest gap. I left the flat
door propped open for electrician to access to the fuse
box at 8 flipping' o'clock this morning and the little girl
from downstairs has found her way into my bedroom
within under 3 minutes!
10 December 2013
Oh TESCO you've excelled yourselves, packing my
Cadbury’s flakes between an eco-pack of Heinz bean tins
and 2 six packs of coke.
It's the bloody "crumbliest", "flakiest" milk chocolate in
the world now isn't it!
