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devising a vengeance plan....
I have strong reason to believe that BT is growing their
advisors on bits of damp flannel in dishes. When slowly
and repeatedly banging your own head on a table top is
more productive than a 'Live Chat' conversation alarm
bells start ringing (and not just in your ears).
Excerpts from my 'Live Chat' with BT today include:
BT "Switch off your internet and your computer without
disconnecting this chat."
Me? How?
BT "Just Do It!"
Maybe Asibard used to work at NIKE

I began my live help chat session at 2pm and was trapped
in a 'Riddle Me This' / Alice in Wonderland battle of wits
with various goons until 5.15pm. I now have a ringing in
my ears and can see stars and glowing colours everywhere
and seem to have a weird urge to keep chanting "Your
call is important to us". . . . But I finally got a resolution
to my issue apparently "You correction is problem is
connection with slow issue. This will promise be
improved over night but what is point of telling your
number." Ah I see! and they have also agreed that when
they said I owed them £106 they meant £106 as in £36
plus an unfathomable amount I owe for a future time
period that hasn't happened yet minus an amount I've
already paid which equals either £58 or £36 or £107
(written as £106) depending which way you look at it. So,
that's sorted then!

16 February 2014 —
Bromsgrove was the 1st place I encountered one of those