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2 Have you lost your appetite? 1 point
           3 Do you have to speak to British Gas on a regular basis?
            10 points
           Seek psychiatric help immediately.
           Just  had  to  expand  my  vision  of  Hell  to  include  Shitish
            Gas,  Oops  did  I  put  'Shitish'  I  meant  SHITISH!
            OFFGEN  Finds  British  Gas  OVER  CHARGE
            customers by £250Million! WTF?!

           30 January 2014 —
           Well I spend plenty of time bemoaning the crappy service
            I get at various places so I should also compliment the
            good ones. Today AMAZON UK brilliant as usual, I just
            realised I'd clicked the automated ''click to buy'' without
            changing  my  address  so  an  urgent  order  for  tomorrow
            would  have  ended  up  going  to  the  old  address.  Got
            straight  onto  the  live  chat,  they  changed  it  to  the  new
            address  in  about  10  seconds  and  gave  me  a
            complimentary expedited post upgrade. Nice one

           30 January 2014 —
           I’ve just had the most horrendous attack of Vertigo and
            couldn't get up for about 20 minutes. The floor fell over
            and  the bathroom  wall  suddenly  came  hurtling  towards
            me n the door hit me in the face.
           My head feels like there's sea water sloshing around in my
            skull  n  my  belly  feels  like  a  shallow  dish  of  warm
            dishwater I'm trying to carry without spilling.
           I  think  I  prefer  the  pain  to  the  Vertigo.  Urgh  God  I
            promise to stop working now if you make me feel better
            tomorrow. Pleeeease
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