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saw a report this morning where there are plans to
MICRO-CHIP CHILDREN for purposes of attendance
monitoring. Maybe I was a long way ahead of my time
when I was at Ridgeway, but it seems I wasn’t too far
wide of the mark.

2 September 2014 —
TOP 10 SENTENCES I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SAY
UNTIL I HAD NEPHEWS:
* Is this wee-wee or have you been putting my stuff in ice
again?
* Well don’t step in it on purpose!
* No. No ones being held captive here officer, I’m sorry
for wasting police time.
* Don’t lick that!
* Why is there brown liquid dripping from the ceiling?!
* Sorry I can’t talk right now there’s a boy stuck in my sky
light.
* You can’t keep blaming everything on "The Wrong
Trousers"
* Always share & take turns doesn’t apply when Daddy’s
using a chain saw
* There’s no such thing as a trouser scarf! Now put those
on your legs! (and for Gawds sake get some pants on)
* You don’t need an actual noose to play hang man! Get
him down!
What did you call him for short?

3 September 2014 —
IT / COMPUTER BODS
Why can’t I play any You Tube videos? I’ve tried switching
the whole laptop off n on again.