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HOT SHOT 35

SUPER 6 CLUB

for teams scoring a full house 6 on a single end

TOORAK
TOORAK
HOTSHOTS
HOTSHOTS
Bridget & Brab
Bridget & Brab
Hallowes with their
Hallowes with their
Hot Shot Badges along
Hot Shot Badges along
with Janet Cuff who
with Janet Cuff who
collected two hotshots.
collected two hotshots.
One from the this
One from the this
tournament and one
tournament and one
for a previous success
for a previous success

HOW TO QUALIFY FOR HOT SHOT BADGES

1) If you are an existing INDIVIDUAL subscriber without a club name in your address and
you are a member of the successful hot shot team you can claim for teammates as well
and all badges are £3.95 each. 2) If you are becoming a subscriber in order to claim retro-
spectively then you must be a member of the successful team and not just claiming on
their behalf. All badges are £5.95 each.

3) If you are a CLUB SUBSCRIBER and your club name appears as part of your address
along with your name, you can claim for all club members even if you are not a member of
the successful hot-shot team and all badges are £5.95 each.

ALL OTHER REQUIREMENTS LIKE THE PLAYERS NAMES, INCLUDING FIRST NAMES,
THE SCORECARD AND MATCH DETAILS ARE STILL TO BE SUPPLIED.
I REGRET THAT I WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANY LETTERS,
SO EITHER CALL ME ON 0121 - 286 - 9449 OR EMAIL ME

A young Chinese couple get married. She is a virgin and truth be
told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding
night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband un-
dresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to
be reassuring.
"My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyt-
ing juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will im-
press her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and
eagerly for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from
other girls... Nummaa 69." More thoughtful silence but this time from him. Eventually, in
a puzzled tone he asks her.. "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"