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Jack! the Pothole problem in the UK

appears to have become really Titanic!

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in
a store. The store clerk called for an ambulance when
they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics were
very concerned andrushed the man to the nearest hos-
pital where he had emergency Open heart bypass sur-
gery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the
care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated
next to his bed holding a clipboard Loaded with several
forms, and a pen. She explained that this was a private
hospital and asked him how he was going to Pay for his
treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in
a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you
have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank."
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
Asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sis-
ter, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced
loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The
patient hesitated and then replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my
brother-in-law."

Reasons Not To Mess With Children
Reasons Not To Mess With Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated firmly that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I
get to heaven I will ask Jonah”. The teacher asked, “What if Jonah
went to hell?” The little girl quickly replied, “Then you can ask him”.