Page 45 - Lulu and Bob in Verbo City
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“Agreed.” Lulu concentrated. “The first one, oddly enough, starts
        with ones, a couple of them. That could be ‘eleven’ or maybe ‘one
        and one’ or ‘two ones’—or, if we stretch it, ‘twin ones,’ referring to
        us. I don’t know what else.”
          Bob watched her write down these possibilities. “But you sort of
        said it first: ‘ones’. That could have an implied apostrophe, making it
        ‘one’s’. Or, with a bit of pronunciational license, ‘once’.”
          “Very good,” begrudged his sister. “Then there’s an animal. Maybe
        one you just ate and we’ll never know what it was.”
          “Oh,  nonsense,”  chided  Bob.  “It’s  quite  recognizable,  therefore
        among the extant. It’s a sheep. In fact, it’s not a ram: no nasty horns.
        So it could be—”
          “‘Ewe’! Or ‘you’. Now I see how to do this. Next is a can of peas:
        ‘canopies’? Or just a generic can? Uncle can be tricky! Now what is
        ‘(2+2)’? ‘Tutu’?”
          “The  answer  is  ‘four’.  But  it  is  linked  to  the  next  picture,”  Bob
        pointed out. “And that, my dear sister, is something you might not be
        acquainted with: a catcher’s mitt.”
          “Don’t be so snotty. I’ve got a better grasp of the national pastime
        than  you  do.  And  my  sign-stealing  intuition  tells  me  that  this
        compound is ‘add’ plus ‘mitt’: ‘admit’.”
          “And mine says ‘U’ is ‘you’ again. ‘1/2’ could be ‘one over two’ or
        ‘one slashes two’—or even the obvious: ‘half’ or ‘one half’.”
          “Now where’s your license?” Lulu was scribbling at speed. “What
        about ‘have’ or ‘halve’? And the next has three parts: the numeral ‘4’
        plus some sort of deity plus the numeral ‘10’’”
          “No problem,” smiled Bob. “It has to be one word, right?  So it’s
        ‘forgotten’.”

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