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Lulu munched thoughtfully on a giant deer mouse. “Let me put it
        all together in the way that makes the most sense. How’s this? ‘Once
        you can admit you have forgotten’.”
          Bob brushed a bit of tiger tail off the table. “I will conditionally
        accept it. Let us move on.”
          “All right, Mr. Big Shot. What do you make of this at the beginning
        of line two? Martha, Jerome, Helvetia, Moses, Connee and Samuel—
        all piled together.”
          “Just a bunch of names; doesn’t mean anything else to me,” said
        Bob. “Let’s just leave it as ‘names’ for now.”
          “Okay. Now this is odd: a Christmas scene. Stockings hung from
        the mantle over a blazing hearth. Seems like a lot of long descriptions
        would fit that illustration.”
          “You’re looking at the forest instead of the trees,” replied Bob. “In
        this  case  one  specific  part  of  a  tree:  the  Yule  log.  It’s  simply  a
        homonym for ‘you’ll’.”
          “Maybe so. Then we have ‘(B+)’. Again the parentheses around a
        rebus element with the plus sign: it must mean it is not one word
        broken into syllables. What  is it: a blood  type? A grade in school?
        Maybe an intersection in an apiary?”
          “Keep it simple, Sis: you were sort of right again the first time, if
        you’d slow down and listen to yourself: it’s probably ‘be positive’, the
        verb and adjective.”
          Lulu dug into the jar, withdrew a pygmy mammoth. “I’ll take that,”
        said Bob. “You’re stalling. And that’s what we have here: the word,
        spelled  out  for  us,  ‘you’re’  followed  by  an  airplane  that  must  be
        stalling—because it has no wings!”
          “Oh, have your stupid cookie!” Lulu returned to her transcription.
        “I’ll put down ‘no-wing’—oh, that must be ‘knowing’!  The last one
        is obvious: it’s a well.”
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