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Rust never sleeps; Rust-Oleum does.
Don’t say you’re not a murderer, unless you add “not yet.”
If we’re not bad enough to deserve each other, we should do our best
to continue pursuit in vicious circles.
Perseverance: through thick and thin, we’re sick and sin.
Should we pay overhead for being underfoot?
Want to see and not be seen? You’re a voyeur! Be seen and not see?
An exhibitionist! Both? Perfectly normal!
In the mating season, Spring lambs spring and Fall guys fall.
If you lead by example you won’t have followers breathing down
your neck.
That blood sport is most infernal where the bleeding is internal.
I can’t afford another joke at my expense: the next one’s on you.
Once robots can herd both cats and cattle, they’ll be ready for a
human battle.
The yawning abyss is not tired: it is bored.
Pieces of a fallen bridge might provide temporary stepping stones.
The value of experience is limited by stimuli to which one cannot
respond.
Snap or yawn, and tension’s gone; dam the flow, and suffer woe.
Where the walls have ears, the ears have walls.
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