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business  thank  what  you  would  think  at  first  glance!  You  can  trust  lawyers  to

               make something as simple as love complicated.

               Dating has consequences which some say the worst of is marriage but I am sure

               they mean it better than what it sounds! Just to be very clear on this subject for
               my American Patriot always read my books before you do, when I say dating, I

               mean  dating  each  other  inside  the  marriage or relationship and not the sowing
               of wild oats in general. It is meant to be more than a silly fling and something

               serious.  Since  she  is  known  far  and  wide  as  Mrs  Always  Right  I  know  what  is
               good for me.


               As an example of what I mean let us look at some of the legalities  to consider

               before  you  ask  a  woman  out  on  a  date  for  it  is  a  dangerous  concept  in  law!
               (When I say woman I mean man too for it is one and the same thing in theory if

               not in law.)

               One, is she married or not for that may be adultery if she is though granted it is

               not a crime in most countries but may be a delict  (civil claim) against you if you
               steal a man's wife. This may cause you financial loss in the future if lucky for in

               several countries both of you may be stoned to death if caught which is silly (my
               word for stupid) to say the least. Asking a same sex partner out on a date may

               be a crime and jail time for you if not worse in many parts of the world including
               Africa but not South Africa. Certainly asking a gay fellow out who turns out to be

               straight may also end up with you being assaulted for your kind attentions. Many

               parts  of  Africa  are  gay  phobic and they believe in corrective rape also which is
               even sillier.


               Two, you  must  declare you HIV or AIDS or other STD status to her if things go
               really well after dinner if you know what I mean. My American Patriot once told

               me  in  great  detail  the  difference  between  the  bases  (is  an  American term and
               unknown  to  us  non-Americans)  but  I  forgot  it  which  is  a  disturbing  tendency  I

               suffer from when I look in her green eyes! As you know I cannot do  two things
               at  the  same  time  to  start  with  but  in  all  seriousness,  you  must  tell  your  date

               before the act so to speak. If not out of common decency reason then for legal
               ones for it may be murder (or attempted murder and also assault) not to do so if

               you know you are Positive and still continue to become intimate without warning

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