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business thank what you would think at first glance! You can trust lawyers to
make something as simple as love complicated.
Dating has consequences which some say the worst of is marriage but I am sure
they mean it better than what it sounds! Just to be very clear on this subject for
my American Patriot always read my books before you do, when I say dating, I
mean dating each other inside the marriage or relationship and not the sowing
of wild oats in general. It is meant to be more than a silly fling and something
serious. Since she is known far and wide as Mrs Always Right I know what is
good for me.
As an example of what I mean let us look at some of the legalities to consider
before you ask a woman out on a date for it is a dangerous concept in law!
(When I say woman I mean man too for it is one and the same thing in theory if
not in law.)
One, is she married or not for that may be adultery if she is though granted it is
not a crime in most countries but may be a delict (civil claim) against you if you
steal a man's wife. This may cause you financial loss in the future if lucky for in
several countries both of you may be stoned to death if caught which is silly (my
word for stupid) to say the least. Asking a same sex partner out on a date may
be a crime and jail time for you if not worse in many parts of the world including
Africa but not South Africa. Certainly asking a gay fellow out who turns out to be
straight may also end up with you being assaulted for your kind attentions. Many
parts of Africa are gay phobic and they believe in corrective rape also which is
even sillier.
Two, you must declare you HIV or AIDS or other STD status to her if things go
really well after dinner if you know what I mean. My American Patriot once told
me in great detail the difference between the bases (is an American term and
unknown to us non-Americans) but I forgot it which is a disturbing tendency I
suffer from when I look in her green eyes! As you know I cannot do two things
at the same time to start with but in all seriousness, you must tell your date
before the act so to speak. If not out of common decency reason then for legal
ones for it may be murder (or attempted murder and also assault) not to do so if
you know you are Positive and still continue to become intimate without warning
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