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turned out to be a none stop whirlwind of glue eating,
            glitter  sprinkling,  pipe  cleaner  probing,  face  felt  tipping
            fun for all!

           23 June 2010 —
           Is  it  just  me  or  does  anyone  else  think  Royal  Mail  are
            f***in' useless!? I've finally got so sick of their service -
            or rather 'lack thereof' that I complained to them about
            my  NUMEROUS  incidents  of  late  and  lost  mail  and
            their response was "At no time do we know where any
            item  of  mail  is.  Nor  can  we  find  out"  EXCELLENT!
            Maybe that should be their slogan?!

           23 June 2010 —
           Saw  yet  another  new  shrink  today  (eventually  they  all
            leave!? she told me I was emotionally unstable and should
            take up a pottery class!?!? haaaaaargh!

           26 June 2010 —
           I was found crouched in a corner, rocking and repeatedly
            mumbling 'Put it down, put it down...' after looking after
            my nephew for 8 hours

           2 July 2010 —
           I made the mistake of going to bed with my hair still damp
            and  plaited  last  night  and,  this  morning  was  rudely
            awakened  by  a  call  from  the  80's  asking  for  their  style
            back

           11 July 2010 —
           I love living in a village where we still have Carnivals and
            Picnics in the Park and 'Fun Runs' - although I'm sure the
            term 'Fun Run' is an oxymoron.
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