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6 August 2010 —
           I’m wondering whether I'll feel less miserable, red nosed
            and snivelling at home or red nosed and snivelling in the
            pub.....

           6 August 2010 —
           I thought a brave, handsome Knight was climbing up to
            my  window  to  rescue  me  from  the  lonely,  miserable
            drudgery that is my life earlier...but actually it was just the
            window cleaner with a really long pole.

           Most disappointing: I'm still growing my hair in the hope a
            prince will climb up it. It's nearly down to my waist now
            and it's only just occurred to me I could just move to a
            lower floor...

           6 August 2010 —
           I went to the pub ‘cos I thought I'd rather sulk near other
            humans than alone in my flat, but sadly, someone made
            the  mistake  of  trying  to  talk  to  me!....look  at  my  face
            people. Do I look like someone who fancies a chat?

           But  why  do  middle  aged  blokes  spend  half  an  hour
            starring at you before finally coming over and trying to
            open a conversation with the phrase "why is a pretty girl
            like you in here without her boyfriend? I expect he'll be
            along soon won’t he?" Gimme a break!

           7 August 2010 —
           I’m  preparing  to  push  my  trolley  off  the  end  of  the
            conveyer belt
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