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old AND brand new? Is it some Schrodinger’s Cat thing
of marketing? The website I sell on insists "Vintage"
items are a minimum of 2 decades old or my shop can be
banned. Actually it’s not just making it a pain in the arse
to shop, its making it a pain in the arse to sell. So there!
26 November 2014
Why are Moms so random? Today my Mom told me
something was "Exactly the same shape as a Kinder
egg.”? Isn’t a Kinder egg just the shape of an egg?
MAYBE she meant the pod inside a kinder egg but then
she also once told me she’d ordered new glasses with
"Obtangle" shaped frames and that she’d had some
leaflets about memory loss through the post but she
couldn’t remember sending off for them! So I don’t
know what to believe!
27 November 2014
Well I didn’t think this outfit through.
Cropped pants, stripy top and the
head scarf to cover my balding. I look
like I’ve just escaped from a Pirate
ship
28 November 2014
Jeeeeesus Chuuuuuuriste! Is THIS what I’m "missing" by
not having a TV and not joining in with the mainstream?!
As if "The loose women" aren’t making me feel sick
enough with their inane whining they’re showing footage
of Black Friday sales where people are stampeding, men
trampling women under foot and grown adults having
physical punch ups over shop merchandise. What an
