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when your table is ready? In Redditch you stand there like
a twat until some spotty kid finally sidles over n says
"You’re going to have a long wait for a table" He even
refused to reserve a table for me so I told them to shove
it. I only managed to get 1 out of the 5 things I needed. I
lost count of the number of times I heard the line "We
don’t do it in the Redditch branch". I brought a big, gold
box of chocolates for my nephew and when I got home I
discovered it’s been opened and half the chocolates are
missing.... That pretty much summed up the day really.
Welcome to Redditch Twinned with Face palm. Please
turn your watches back to 1976 and lower your
expectations......massively.

26 September 2015 —
Just saw a chair on Amazon that offers:
"Unravelled" comfort, suggests you "put your feet up and
distress", is "fully fire retarded" and finally it is "fitted
with a ball tensioner". Well, MY balls are tense!

30 September 2015 —
Some of my ideas prove much harder than I imagine. I’m
currently struggling to create a 3D dress of paper to
emerge from an altered Art book. I hope I eventually
succeed and once I’ve learned all the "do’s and don’ts" I’ll
be able to create all different versions; A Cinderella an
Alice in Wonderland a Wicked Witch.... If I succeed I will
post the results here but so far, so difficult!