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(No offense Harvester Restaurants), beige (No offence
M&S Ladies Fashion Department) nothingness of
inoffensiveness I wish people would just say what they
mean, mean what they say, stop allowing themselves to be
policed by language fascists and occasionally cause
unintentional offense and just fucking BE offended! No
offense.
12 November 2015
If anyone asks me if I’m all ready for Christmas this year
I’m going to ask them if they’re all ready for The Zombie
Apocalypse.
13 November 2015
Jesus Christe Dominoes! Why T F your login security so
strict n complicated?! You only sell f***in pizzas! I’ve
been trying to hack into my own account for half an
hour!
20 November 2015
"Pants WERE pants in my day. We used to wear ‘em for
20 years and then cut them down for pan scrubs...and we
didn’t go having, hysterectomies every five minutes either.
If something went wrong with your downstairs
department you just kept it to yourself and turned the
wireless up!" Bad hair day! I look like one of The Human
League. It wouldn’t be so bad but it’s the bloke off the
keyboard
20 November 2015
Just googling breast surgeons ‘cos I’m considering going
private for my reconstruction and I shit you not, the 1st
