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of time being the butt of my own jokes. It’s a sad state of
affairs if you can’t laugh at yourself - you might be
missing the joke of the year! Often in life you'll find
yourself in a situation where you can either laugh or cry.
Well I’d rather laugh, but if you’d rather cry, that is
absolutely fine. I can only do me and you got to do you.

29 July 2016 —
EDITED TO INCLUDE THE ANSWER! Ha ha. . .
Redditch Council’s infinite wisdom never ceases to amaze
me. 2 weeks ago I emailed them notifying them of my
change of address, end of tenancy and start of new
tenancy. Today I have received a letter from them, SENT
TO THE NEW ADDRESS, saying they have
"suspended" my Council Tax account because I have
changed address and NOT NOTIFIED THEM of the
details.
Who can spot the deliberate mistake here? (You shouldn't
have to be a genius) Perhaps it’s a practical joke...
OK - Maybe it’s just me, but if I hadn’t already told them
I’d moved and given them the new address details - How
the FO*K did they know where to send the letter? FFS!

29 July 2016 —
Pokémon STOP!
So apparently, whilst playing Pokémon. Go Sheeple have
literally wondered over cliff edges, crashed into trees,
witnessed murders and been lured to dark alleys by
muggers among other "tech-spectacular" "achievements"
Remember, it’s like Satnav, you do also have to utilize
your own BRAIN!! Perhaps this will be a cyber version
of The Pied Piper assisting "Natural Selection" by