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blows up all your children (with the hopes that you would reward him with seventy-
one virgins). I bet you’d be so happy and excited with the moron -- including wining
and dining him -- for doing such a fabulous job of blowing up your children. You’d
even go as far as finding him a bride, I meant a virgin (and hopefully not the moron’s
daughter, niece, sister or mother) for the fantastic work of slaughtering your

innocent children. Wake up, moron! That’s not going to happen; by nature, we love
our children because they are our extensions and Masterpieces. Therefore, no father
(God or Allah) would rejoice with and reward you for your barbaric and stupid

actions. And what happens if the moron is a female? Guess Allah would Provide her
with male virgins.

Alternatively, for those who rode the short bus in grade school, imagine that

you’re an artist -- the painter of the adjacent masterpieces [Degas, 1873] valued at
$28 million apiece [In a July 1999 NYT article, two works of art by Edgar Degas:
''Dancer in Repose,'' went for $27.9 million; and another oil painting, “Two Dancers
Onstage” (1877), was estimated could fetch $32M to $48M]. Now, imagine that you

have ten of such masterpieces for a sum of $280 million (10 x $28M), and a moron
comes along with a flame; then burns them. What would you do? Hold it, just hold it
... Let’s just pause for a moment. Think about it for a second, or two. Alright, why don’t
we let you ponder on this once since you were one of the special kids who rode on a

short bus.

Last, but Not Least

“The secret of health for both body and mind is not to mourn for
the past or worry about the future, but to live in the
moment, wisely and earnestly."

- SIDDHARTHA “BUDDHA” GAUTAMA

(circa: 600 BCE – 300 BCE)