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Jo Holm, Richard & Neville Ruff, 7
Maria Kitchener sur- Steve & Vivien
vived a fight-back by Dick beat Jo Holm,
Selwyn Jenkins, Richard & Maria Kitch-
Bernard Williams & ener by 8 shots to 2.
Robert Davies but won 7 In the final Neville,
- 5. Steve & Vivien found
Clive Younger, their opponents Clive
Alan & Sandy Goode- Younger Alan & Sandy
nough were in stunning Goodenough in out-
form and romped home stand form and by the
14 - 3 over Paula McCal- seventh end Clive, Alan
lum, Ken Stout & Lucille & Sandy led 10 - 1.
Westwick. Seated Triples champions Alan & A four and a single
The last quarter Sandy Goodenough and Clive to Neville, Steve &
final turned out to be a Younger with finalist Steve & Vivien Vivien gave them a
very hard fought affair Dick & Neville Ruff glimmer of hope but a
with Frances Keating, three to Clive Younger
Michael & Cecilia Lilley scraped through 5 - 4 Alan & Sandy closed out the final and gave
with a last end single over John, Richard & Mary them a 13 - 6 win.
Paddy. Why not enjoy a Short Mat Holiday at
In the semi-finals Frances, Michael & Ce- Bodelwyddan Castle hotel, call 0121 - 286 -
cilia lost out 7 - 3 to Clive Younger, Alan & Sandy 9449 for full details.
Goodenough. Completing the final line-up

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was rid-
ing in the back of his limousine when he
saw two men eating very short grass by
the road side. He ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he
asked one man. "We don't have any
money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then." "But sir,
I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come
with us too!" he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!"
the second man answered. "Bring them
as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which
was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the limo. Once underway, one of the
poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the
grass at my home is about two feet tall."