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*********************************************** Halachic Corner
With all the online opportunities for learning these days, there is no
excuse not to be involved with learning every moment. But we know A group of leading medical researchers have published data indicating Zmanim for Purim 5781 (2021 ce)
everyone needs a break once in a while. In this day and age trying to that Seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and Time to start learning Megilas Esther
relax and chill while online is fraught with danger. ANNOUNCING charoses. It seems that this combination can lead to: Charoses of the
batalaanytime.com. This revolutionary website has all sorts of dis- Liver According to:
tractions allowing you to take a mental break while being assured you ********************************************************* Mechanchim 16th of Shevat
won't stumble across anything asur. From mindless games, to the lat- Who hasn’t felt that Mashiach is around the corner? With the imminent Baal Kria Rosh Chodesh Adar
est frum music videos, you can sit back and relax. There is also a coming of Mashiach, are you really ready? Among the many great
time setting that after a preset time, whether 5, 10 or up to 30 min- things that will happen, will be the reinstitution of korbanos. We all Baala Batim During Megila Reading
utes, it will redirect your browser back to the last Torah site you were know the many korbanos we will have to bring; Korbanos for uninten- AD DLO YADA: There is a mitzvah on Purim of Ad dlo yada. The ques-
on. For more information email us at batlanisrus.com tional sins, intentional sins, thanks offerings, and even those for having tion arises, what if you don’t know anything to begin with? While there is
****************************************************** children. The cost of it all can be astronomical. We at Kol Medina an expression ignorance is bliss, in this case that won't help. It would
The CDC in consultation with leading democratic politicians and Korban Insurance Company are pleased to be the first to offer Korban seem that if you know you don’t know anything, then there is no reason
pollsters has issued a health advisory, recommending everyone wear Insurance. For a low monthly fee we will cover the cost of all korbanos for you to drink. It is for this reason, we would recommend you read over
triple masks and for extra protection an aluminum foil hat. you and your family may become obligated to bring. From choosing some of the presidential executive orders. If they all make sense to you,

******************************************************* the blemish free animal, to laying of the hands, even that embarrassing then you have an OBLIGATION to drink, however, if they don’t make
Breaking news: The mayor's task force to deal with the escalating confession, we do it all. When it comes to smichas yadayim on a sense to you, then you have a REASON to drink.
crime in the city, has published its report. Taking a page from how korban “You’re in good hands with Kol Medina. .***********************************************************
we handled the drug and gambling problem ( by legalizing and taxing ********************************************************* THIS YEAR’S LIKUTEI TIPSHIM IS SPONSORED BY:
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all gangs will be taxed at 10% of all their earnings. We feel with this Herzog vineyard. to kiss your tzisis, should you hold them up to your mouth and kiss them
and in conjunction with defunding the police, we can finally balance thru your mask, lift up your mask and kiss them or not even bother hold-
our budget. ********************************************************* ing them? What if you yawn during davening and you are wearing a
****************************************************** Are you planning a simcha? During this pandemic many relatives can’t mask? Is it still polite to cover your mouth with your hand? What if you
or are afraid to attend. Whether it’s grandparents, great uncles or aunts
Meshanechnas Adar marbim bsimcha: Here are a few one liners to or some gadol you always hoped would grace your simcha. Ken Zayn normally wear a gartel for davening and you forgot it at home. Does put-
help you stay in the mood. Photography can help. Send us pictures of your close relatives or ting on a mask just for dovening, fulfill that requirement? We ask that all
those attending in person keep socially distant from logic and common
Women shouldn’t have children after 35. Really! 35 children are choose from our data base of top Gedolim and we will digitally place sense.
enough. them into select scenes from your simcha. Put them under the chupa, at
the head table or even in the middle of the dancing. Imagine the pride Mazel tov to Rabbi & Mrs Simcha Ved on the upcoming wedding of their
If you think eggplant is good, you should try any other food. It’s daughter Alte to HTC student Mark Ding, son of Rabbi & Mrs. Pessach
much better. you will have when showing off your album. People will ask “was that Ding. The Ved-Ding wedding will take place at Olam Hall.
Rav really at your simcha?” and you just smile and say “Ken Zayn”
Worrying works! More than 95% of the things I worry about never Joseph Alec and Jim Tricity would like to announce the opening of their
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make sure he gets up in time for davening. If you always wanted to be
You have tasted wine from the Abarbanel Winery. You have enjoyed “the one who calls the shatz,” this opportunity is for you.. Kashrus Update: In regards to the many calls we have received, please be
the fruits of Rashi’s vineyards. Now it’s I have an inferiority advised, despite the name, Hamantashin, this product does not contain
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shores of the beautiful Euphrates, Ravina very good We would tell you a Covid virus joke at this point , but you will have to Mr. and Mrs. Henry Kandel announce the engagement of their daughter
and Rav Ashi Vineyards is pleased to of- wait 2 weeks to see if you get it. Dale to Uri Lighting. The Kandel-Lighting Wedding will take place Fri-
fer their “2021 year gold medal winner” Talmud Bubbly. This wine I told a joke at my zoom meeting. It wasn’t even remotely funny. day at 5:18 p.m.
has a delicate bouquet with just a hint of red fruits, and soft tannis.
We are proud to include this to our line of fine wines which include Mr. and Mrs. Dwyer wish much luck to their daughter Barbara’s new
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