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24 June 2013 —
           That DISGUSTING moment when you take a huge gulp
            of your first cup of tea in the morning only to discover
            you've somehow stirred GARLIC into it from last night’s
            cooking. Bluuuuurgh!

           24 June 2013 —
           How DAAAARE E-on send me a gas bill?!! I have no gas.
            I've never had any gas and furthermore I haven't had an
            account with E-on for over 6 months. They are going to
            feel my WRATH!

           26 June 2013 —
           Why  have  Matalan  chosen  the  World's  worst  dressed
            woman to demonstrate how to style their clothes in the
            adverts?! She looks like an escaped mental patient who's
            robbed a jumble sale in a hurry!
           Well  today  for  example  she  was  wearing  a  beige  ribbed
            vest, with an orange & white geometric print Aline skirt,
            a huge blue n gold Egyptian style necklace and brown n
            white  checked  shoe-boots!  Whilst  telling  other  people
            what to wear! Really?!

           26 June 2013 —
           I  haven't  done  one  of  these  for  a
            long time but this is a Soul Portrait
            I did recently.
           I might re-launch these. I took some
            time off from doing them because
            I  realised  I  hadn't  been  charging
            enough for them...
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