Page 416 - Under the Cover of Darkness

Birmingham is just a miserable, grey, concrete hell hole
please keep the rumour going! We Brummies’ invented it
in the vein of a Scooby-Doo villain - a fake legend to
keep people away so we can have the treasure all to
ourselves! Take a quick browse through the Internet for a
little glimpse at why Birmingham and I am proud to be
from a "Brummie" family.....

12 December 2015 —
FOXAYKE! The amount of times I’ve walked into a
room and spent half an hour staring gormlessly at the
wall trying to remember WTF I went in there for today, I
might as well have just spent the day stood stock still in
the hallway with me jaw on the floor doing eff all! I
would a got more done!

14 December 2015 —
Will a cup of tea ease my migraine and give me a pick up
or will it make me feel even dizzier n nauseous. Mmm
decisions!

15 December 2015 —
Oh for f......! Remember those "Would you rather books?”
Would you rather eat worms or drink slime? Would you
rather be in a box of snakes or a cage of lions? I’m
having one of those moments. Since the HRT the hot
sweats have got much better but now I have a
horrendous rash. Whole body is Itchy as ****! So red n
sore I can hardly bare clothes on my skin and it hurts to
walk. I check the patient info sheet in the HRT box and it
says Very Common Side Effects: Severe rash, hives and
itching of the skin. So now I’m trying to decide whether