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There are many comparisons made between Purim and Yom Kippur.                     sleeping a full 8 hours in your zechus. Start your day knowing you               Halachic Corner
        We spend much time in preparation for Yom Kippur, one of which is                 have the zechus of a well rested avraich to keep you going. See your
        the ritual of Tashlich. What isn‟t  widely known is that there is a               local adopt-a-kollel for more information.                                       Zmanim for 5776 (2016 CE)    Time to pick your candidate:
        tashlich service in preparation for Purim as well.  It is important to do                                                                                                         Notable endorsements to help you decide!
        this tashlich correctly. For Yom Kippur we do not throw bread into                *********************************************************
        the water, however on Purim we are required to do so. Here are sug-               Are you going away for Shabbos to a place that doesn‟t have an eruv?             According to Pinocchio: Hillary Clinton because she always tells the truth.
        gestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins               Not sure how you can make it thru a whole Shabbos without carrying               According to The Pied Piper:  Bernie Sanders because we seem to have so
        and misbehavior.                                                                  outside? The makers of the “pop up sukka” are  pleased to offer the Er-          much in common
               For ordinary sins -  White bread                                           uv Belt. This personal, private, portable Eruv belt consists of 4 poles          According to Tevya: Donald Trump because when your rich they think you
                                                                                          with wires on the top that attach to the fashionable Eruv belt. Now you          really know.
               For particularly dark sins -  Pumpernickel
                                                                                          can be surrounded by an Eruv wherever you go. To purchase one for
               For complex sins -  Multi- Grain                                           your very own, send $59.99 plus $10.00 shipping and handling to: Issur           Modern Day Applications of Ad dilo Yoda:

               For sins of indecision -  Waffles                                          Di'Oraissa  39 Malachos Shabbos  St.  N.Y . N.Y.  248-365                        If you learn Daf Yomi and don‟t understand today‟s daf, you still aren‟t  yot-
                                                                                                                                                                           zei ad dilo yodah.
               For sins committed in haste -  Matzos                                      *********************************************************
               For sins of chutzpah -   Any fresh  bread                                  Introducing Kehilas PAYGO.  We are now open for new members. In                  If you are a member of the BDS movement, you don‟t have to drink, as you
                                                                                          the spirit of Spirit Airlines, finally a shul where you only pay for what        are already mikayam ad dilo yoda.
               For substance abuse -  Stoned  wheat
                                                                                          you use.   If you always come to shul by barchu, why pay for a full              ******************************************************
               For committing auto theft - Caraway                                        pezukai dezimra? If you leave after tachanun or layning why pay for              Questions for Thought and Study
               For ill-temperedness -  Sourdough                                          the last 3 kadishim.  Select your membership by how long you daven.
                                                                                          Shabbos Kiddush is $5.00 or you can bring your own at no charge. You             1.  Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
               For silliness, eccentricity -  Nut  bread                                                                                                                   Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
                                                                                          are always allowed 1 personal item the size of a small tallis bag and
               For excessive irony -  Rye bread                                           Rashi tefillin  (bigger size bag  and Rabenu Tam Tefilin extra).  For            2. Knock knock.  Who‟s there? Vashti! Vashti who?
               For being holier-than-thou -  Bagels                                       more information or to choose your seats, check out our website                  3. Morgan's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and who?
               For pride and egotism -   Puff  pastry                                     www.Basic$hul.com.  Local service fees may apply.                                Answers:

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        People are questioning the viability of having brides appoint their               Are you having trouble living in the moment? Are you out of touch
        brothers to accept kidushin for them under the chuppa as a matter of              with your surroundings? Do you spend more time looking at your smart             2. Vashti dishes and I‟ll give you a hamantaschen.
        tznius. Upon consultation with many gedolim, it was determined in                 phone or tablet than your spouse? Are you halfway out of the driveway
        this day and age it would be maaris ayin.                                                                                                                          3. Did you say Pop? Try Morgan
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