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There are many comparisons made between Purim and Yom Kippur. sleeping a full 8 hours in your zechus. Start your day knowing you Halachic Corner
We spend much time in preparation for Yom Kippur, one of which is have the zechus of a well rested avraich to keep you going. See your
the ritual of Tashlich. What isn‟t widely known is that there is a local adopt-a-kollel for more information. Zmanim for 5776 (2016 CE) Time to pick your candidate:
tashlich service in preparation for Purim as well. It is important to do Notable endorsements to help you decide!
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the water, however on Purim we are required to do so. Here are sug- Are you going away for Shabbos to a place that doesn‟t have an eruv? According to Pinocchio: Hillary Clinton because she always tells the truth.
gestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins Not sure how you can make it thru a whole Shabbos without carrying According to The Pied Piper: Bernie Sanders because we seem to have so
and misbehavior. outside? The makers of the “pop up sukka” are pleased to offer the Er- much in common
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For substance abuse - Stoned wheat
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For committing auto theft - Caraway pezukai dezimra? If you leave after tachanun or layning why pay for Questions for Thought and Study
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