Page 423 - Under the Cover of Darkness

you’ll have raided the storage box for that bottle of Pink
Lambrini and out of date Quality Street you won at the
School Christmas Fair and you’ll smoke that lone
cigarette you found in that stray packet in the junk drawer
cos there’s no point wasting it and there’s no point
keeping a packet just for one fag. You’re streamlining and
de-cluttering after all!
You will finally join that Zumbarobics-Danceboxing Class
and buy all the flash, designer gear to wear. If you’re
going to put all that work in you deserve to look your
best doing it! 2 weeks in you’ll convince yourself it wasn’t
really a waste of money that you only did 2 sessions - cos
if you look at it as 2 nights out you’d have spent £100
anyway right? Well, you know with taxis and a babysitter
n everything..... And you can always wear those yoga
pants round the house with a nice top.
God my Psychic powers are on FIRE today! How am I
doing THIS?!!